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个人信息
我是:
Elwood Sterne-Kallikak, 男性, 不确定
自:
Yerba Buena, 加利福尼亚州, 美国
在找:
谁也不是
语言:
英语
教育:
高中
职业:
Cheese Straightener
收入:
关系:
开放
孩子:
是的,我们不住在一起
宗教:
儒家
抽烟:
经常
喝酒:
一周几次
星座:
天蝎座
我的长相
种族:
身体类型:
平均
头发长度:
很长
头发颜色:
其他
眼睛颜色:
蓝色
身高:
5 英尺 5 英寸 (165 厘米)
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H.L. Mencken on Democracy:

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner".

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.."

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron".

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard".

Brace yourselves to get it good and hard, people.
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lopakastone 5 分钟 前
of course i'll be your friend. i love your collection of sexy videos
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sunderhill 2 小时 前
mmm lovely sexy favs ty
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gentle_love
gentle_love 15 小时 前
redclay56 : Rod, coincidentally, it has come to my attention that a certain lactose intolerant user who's on my friends list, (the individual in question shall remain nameless,) resolved that seemingly intractable difficulty. How? You may ask. Well, this adroit misanthrope keeps a billy-goat in his backyard. For the sake of brevity and propriety, I shall refrain from elucidating.
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 15 小时 前
gentle_love : Tell that to the lactose intolerant! Fortunately, I am down with the lactose...
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Fluffydice66 18 小时 前
Hot twink collection mmmmmm
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Fluffydice66 18 小时 前
Thanks for your invite......
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Alisonkae 2 天 前
💙❤️🔥🔥👍👍
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gentle_love
gentle_love 2 天 前
redclay56 : Coffee needs cream, Rod; the two go hand in hand.
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 3 天 前
secretbottom713 : Coffee helps too...
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secretbottom713 3 天 前
redclay56 : I love waking up to cock.  Starts my day off right
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 3 天 前
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secretbottom713 3 天 前
Glad to add you.  Hot page.  So many sweet cocks to enjoy!!
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Gatewatchpartner
Hey, thank you for adding me. I live your collection, especially the crossdresser section
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Bogtrot 4 天 前
Thanks for the invite pleased to accept great content 
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siegfriedm607 6 天 前
sweet...
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itsme2853 9 天 前
yep, that's it.
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 9 天 前
itsme2853 : My glistening bronzed physique, probably.
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itsme2853 9 天 前
right, you live in the more northern part of the great state, so the Giants would logically be your team. I keep placing you in southern Cal in my mind for some reason. 
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 9 天 前
itsme2853 : To quote the great Osgood Fielding III: nobody's perfect. Paradoxically, I was rooting for the Dodgers in the '24 series. My Yankee hate goes far deeper than my Dodgers hate.
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itsme2853 9 天 前
To be fair then, the dodgers are my second fav, followed close by the cubs, then anyone but the yankees.
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 9 天 前
itsme2853 : Love the Jays. Didn't like em so much back in the early 90s when they were breaking hearts in Oakland.
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itsme2853 9 天 前
lol, I can always count on you to make me chuckle. Thank Christ we still have humor. I'm sure you'll agree it was depressing to see the bluejays lose yesterday after 10 straight wins.. sorry again.lol
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 9 天 前
Accordingly, poutine will be known as "Freedom Globs".
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 9 天 前
redclay56 : Also: I'm spearheading a movement to change the name "Quebec" to "Vancelvania". Catchy, no?
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 9 天 前
itsme2853 : it's great:  the tariffs are working, our people are happy, our judicial system is doing it's job, our leaders are the envy of the world's citizens...what's not to like? And the Dodgers have lost 6 in a row! Life is good!
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itsme2853 9 天 前
Hey Red, how are you doing? Are you coping with the greatest leader in the history of the world fixing every problem anyone has every devised and making the U.S. of A. the utopia the world can only dream about? Sorry, I actually do feel your pain but if we lose our ability to mock the buffoon, we lose, period. Imho.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 14 天 前
redclay56 : Indeed. That's where some of the good ol boys of yesteryear from across The Pond went, and also to the Argentine...and don't forget The Boys from Brazil. Perhaps Elon will soon make nice with The Donald and try to clone his arse, mate. 
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 14 天 前
gentle_love : I have never seen Old Yeller, and I DON'T WANT TO. 
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redclay56
redclay56 版主 14 天 前
gentle_love : Uruguay, anyone?
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gentle_love
gentle_love 14 天 前
redclay56 : Yeah, I remember that old flick, it was released when I was a little nipper. You might as well have your updated instructions put in your medical chart, and in your last will and testament as well. The way things are swiftly regressing, Rod, at the appointed time the so-called farmers may open their white coats and reveal their Blackshirtss underneath. As the Spanish-American philosopher Santayana said: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Italia anyone ?
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