MelbDirtyFreq

45yo Aussie from Mitcham, Victoria. Apologies to my fellow depraved international rock-stars but I am only accepting chats and friends from Victoria Australia and really don’t like wasting peoples time, so I’d prefer to talk to people that are looking to meet up.

Im not into endless texts, which doesn't mean I can’t hold a convo, I could talk the leg off a chair, and well im just pretty awesome, but we may vibe for weeks here, meet in real life and have no connection. It’s sad but it does happen. Im amazingly easy going and I expect nothing from that first meet, other than to see if we vibe. Of course, I’m hoping we meet and want to tear each-others clothes off. But if the chemistry isn’t there when we are face to face, at worst we may end up being bff's, we already know we are somewhat like minded... Possibilities are endless.

I do have a pretty amazing submissive gf who is technically married, but the poor guy just wasn’t up to the task of giving epic head like me so....sucks to be him. she isn’t into eating kitty, and doesn’t expect a girl to do her, being submissive though does keep a lot of options open muahahaha. No expectations again, it’s all about comfort, don’t have to meet us both first off, I can safely say I wouldn’t waste my time with someone that isn’t hardcore epic, so if we connect, im very certain that you would be besties with her too regardless of whatever kinky little fantasies we desire to be filled. It would be great to have either a switch or dom join us that is currently reading this with a big smile on their face while thinking of all the fun they could have teamed up with me to rock this girl’s world. Don’t misunderstand, there is nothing I love more than helping you fulfill your elusive fantasies, whilst giving you earth shattering mind-bending multiple orgasms. That works best if you can articulate your desires and fetishes....just saying ;)

It all starts with a face to face and a convoy to see how we connect, we can sort out the details and needs and wants from there.

Good mls these if you know what I mean lol ;)

If you're party friendly then it’s my shout lol.

In case you can’t tell by now im fun, friendly, dirty and naughty in all the right ways, Im very easy going and although im on the dominant side (depending on my partner) you wouldn’t guess it by talking to me, I’m just not a massive jerk. Im very open to exploring any of your fantasies and love the thought of a new adventure, my sexuality is a large part of my identity and im comfortable in any mode from romantic soft delicate vanilla, to extreme BDSM.

I have a hardcore oral fetish and love giving as much as I receive, say hi and know you are free to be dirtiest, kinkiest self, knowing that you will be very accepted here. Seriously impressed if you actually managed to read all that, I may be a little over baked right now, but it is all truth, and all of this bio requires a lot more explaining.

HMU yo, let’s play ;)